Sick...
I,m sick again...have been falling sick recently. How worse can my life get right?? Anyway, I fell sick on Saturday, had fever on Sunday and I am still sick till today. I,m down with cough and flu as usual. I hate to get sick, have to eat all the different kinds of medicine which I hate so much.
Anyway, I was on leave for 2 days which was Monday and Tuesday but I was sick. My mom arrived in Singapore on Sunday, went to the airport at 5am to pick her up. I,m so glad and happy that my mom is finally back. I have not seen her for 3 months already. She is back in Singapore to console me as well as to see my little bro off to army. He went in to Civil Defense yesterday, poor bro...looked so unhappy but lucky him, he gets to come out every Friday and booked in on Sunday night. My mom is back to console me because my life hasn't been great since August till now, my mom never fails to brighten my days everytime. I wish all my bad luck ends soon. Is it a bad year for me this year?? I shall not talk about bad luck anymore just hope it go away faster....
We manage to catch a movie on Monday before my bro goes into army. We watch "Evan Almighty" at The Cathay, the movie was damn funnie and good. The whole cinema was with laughter and laughter from the beginning to the end of the show....hahahaha.....
Well, I,m back at office today, the one place that I do not want to be but I don't have a choice. I was clearing my emails this morning and my colleague have send me a joke that I think it's so damn funnie....no offence at all but it's really damn funnie...here goes....
BLONDE
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for while, he yells to the bartender,"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tellThat joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah........not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."